Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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