Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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