And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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