She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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