just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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