I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
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The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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