didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
we made out on top of his cat.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
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She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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