it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Fuck appropriateness.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
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porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
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I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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