Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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