can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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