how can u be prego again
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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