Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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