We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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