Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
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She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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