sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
And then my night got REAL pukey
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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