i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
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You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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