Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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