What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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