Your tits are I can't wait for
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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