talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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