Got a toothbrush?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Hello my rib-scented angel!
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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