Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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