Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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