Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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