he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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