dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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