I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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