Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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