why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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