It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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