so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
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I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
i've created a new STD.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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