think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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