Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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