i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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