If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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