Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I just want nice things and good sex
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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