I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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