what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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