Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
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I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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