Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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