you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Even my vagina gasped.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
my liver is dry heaving
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Randomize
