Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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