physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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