We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
