how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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