he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
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people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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