If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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