Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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