Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
he puts the penis in happiness.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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