I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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