I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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