And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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