your room smells of hookers.
And success
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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