i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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