Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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